Fading

Fa(iled)D(at)ing are just my silly attempts at not getting mad as a hatter while failing (rather terribly) at online dating… (not having received a response to vast majority of my “excellent” “poems” :)) Hope you either have fun reading these or arrive at the inevitable conclusion that I should stay like Sir Newton further away from mercury :) (Fair warning: Generally the rhymes are profile info related, therefore they may not make immediate sense… as if they would with the profile available :))

Wikipedia: “Mad as a hatter” is a colloquial English phrase used in conversation to suggest (lightheartedly) that a person is suffering from insanity. It is believed to emanate from Denton, Tameside in the North of England where men in the area predominantly worked in the hattery business which used mercury in the hat making process.


Dear V…,

A fair girl of sound mind and poetic soul,
as if by sheer luck I struck a lump of coal,
he calls you coal..? not even gold or silver,
does he have no regard, not even a sliver?

Let him explain and make honest amends,
properties of carbon are why he contends,
to treasure you coal he thinks makes sense,
for in each lump of coal, if a bit more dense,
there hides a potential for a shining diamond,
like a piece of chocolate hiding an almond.

Hopefully thus this Little Red Riding Hood,
clutching an apple so no one else could,
finds this Big Bad Wolf a bit odd yet not evil,
I can assure you if nothing else I am very civil.

It of me may be presumptuous and forward,
to ask you out for a tea in a way less awkward,
and if you think tea is not an option for a while,
I hope this poem brought up your beautiful smile.

Have a great evening,

Huflon


“Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?”

Dear L…,

Knih o hvezdach bych doma par nasel,
plavat snad radeji bez vina bych zasel,
ale sklenku cerveneho a vecerni rozpravu,
radeji si predstavim nez alkoholem otravu,
a jako “správný chlap” vím, že budeš vítat,
když (“mužsky” :)) vysvětlím ti Tvůj citát.

As to your quote, please allow me to quibble,
although the evidence (below) is rather feeble,
I’d wager stargazing does not human make,
but as we sit in the night wide-eyed awake,
it certainly is welcoming to work out and ponder,
what sort of mystery lies beyond this wonder,
of unfathomable blackness with tiny light dots,
something that provokes in humans thoughts.

Well if by a miracle rather than with a fool stuck,
you’d feel interested dare I say star-struck :)
and invite for tea or coffee you wouldn’t duck,
I’d consider it honor and decent amount of luck.

Krásný den a úsměv na tváři,

Huflon

Sources (seems like quoting for an article :)):
https://www.quora.com/Do-any-animalhaven’tgaze
https://www.quora.com/Can-other-animals-see-space-and-the-stars
btw. if you havent you have to watch the Cosmos series!


Dear T…,

You say no hookup no bloody games,
I agree we barely know our names,
Well I agree partially if not mostly,
pls follow my train of thought closely,
while hookup has no long-term sense,
I do believe there is room for games.

Naturally board ones I do have in mind,
since you seem geeky and very kind,
chess or Mice and Mystics I wager,
might be nice way to meet a stranger.

Maybe just a coffee and polite talk,
or quite possibly just an easy walk,
Couple words about science or tech,
Simply,… I’d like to meet this Czech,

Have a great Sunday!

Huflon


(Huge props for answering… let alone in verse! :))

Dream Huflon,

Though I bear in mind
that game is intelligence having fun
to at heart players I’ve become blind
even mindlessly giving ban.

But Your input made me smile
and since I’m a former student of law
maybe we could chat for a while
to find more about each other’s flaw

(but mainly positives)


Hey T…,

Hurray I achieved my ultimate goal,
having your smile and partially soul,
not like a devil that would be wrong,
instead having you rhyme a silly song,
to know without being by a man told,
ours truly is What A Wonderful World.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4GLAKEjU4w

Wow googling soul really knocks me out,
Just, the moves and production of “Shout”,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEjLFpU2pJ4

Let me one of my many flaws disclose,
my “dancing” to theirs isn’t even close.
Yep in dancing, I do unbelievably suck,
but I can cook tea, egg or even a duck,
I lied… duck would I of course bake,
while preparing dumpling and cabbage,
putting an extra portion in a package,
and finishing a night of with a cake.

Well hopefully I saved it with a skill,
That would make you smile, not ill.
And if you tend to be in food choosy,
I’d cook with wine to get you boozy,

One way or the other I honestly hope,
Would persuade you that I am dope :)

Have a great day!


Dear H…,

Hmmm you say music talk is on your radar,

A cheesy rhyme to begin with, no little feat,
either you are up for a frown or a treat :)

Songs and I that’s fairly simple I have to admit,
As schoolmates liked Linkin Park and Blink 182
I dug Queen & Roxette each song a true hit :)
But later through classical period I changed too.

Now flip-flop and pink shirt wearing metalhead,
let me show you examples of where I am at.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9VFg44H2z8
A concert which I actually went to not far back,
just a third concert in my life, and the first time wearing black.
Did I think I was to get killed and instantly die,
sure, but saying that I really did would be a lie,
it was awesome, the energy, the people all fine,
of the three concerts best experience of mine.

Now I have dialed it back just a tiny little bit,
enjoying these cool gentlemen and their beat,
well, I think with this I am just about done,
all you need to do is listen to their Leviathan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siIaaBIVbZE

Have a great day,

Huflon


Dear Z…,

Hm a doctor with love and fondness of mice?
Good god with those its like throwing a dice.
Name a mouse that is not outright dangerous,
35 diseases, e.g. Salmonella and Hantavirus,
even the CDC says so* it’s clear as day awful,
see being around mice you can’t be too careful.

And that really is just the tip of the iceberg,
well I can already see on your face a smirk,
but consider carpal tunnel and electrocution!
sure to a different kind of mouse attribution,
I get that but I think my logic still holds true,
the risks being brought up are not just a flu! :)

Hope you enjoyed it, found yourself smitten,
its a goal I had in mind when it was written.

Now let us talk a bit of our shared interests,
exercise, mountains, gaming all on my list,
with no summer ferrata trip I could not exist,
it would be regret, a chance sorely missed.
If you’d like we could go and discuss our trips,
with a nice piece of food at our fingertips.

Have a great evening,

Huflon

Source:
*https://www.cdc.gov/rodents/


Dear M…,

That picture under the tree is really pretty,
but let’s discuss hobbies in a form tad witty.

Dogs…, oh how I love these furry creatures,
their dedication, silliness and other features.
Every time I go back home I just can’t wait,
to run around and friendly bouts instigate,
for there is nothing better than our blond,
“little” sisters of whom I am very very fond.
http://huflon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/DSC00784.jpg

Traveling-wise I enjoy mountains or a hill,
beaches, cities, touristy spots I avoid will.
Swimming, boats, badminton all are cool,
it’s great to swim in a river or even a pool.

In regard to horoscope mentioned by you,
I am sorry to say I feel like Sheldon too :).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0H4xTla_M8

Have a great evening,

Huflon


Dear S…,

Its great privilege to have caught your eye,
thinking that likely wouldn’t have dared I.

With great regret and even greater sorrow,
I apologize for not thinking of tomorrow.
I found my days busy to such a degree,
that giving enough time to, well even thee,

seems to be beyond my will and ability,
likely close to an impossible possibility.

If a relationship is what you rightfully seek,

I am afraid our future is strikingly bleak.
That said if having a friendly coffee or a chat,
does sound like an idea only half as bad,
I would be very honored if we one day met.

Though these words might make little sense,
I hope you prefer them to… well… silence.

I wish you have a great day and a bit of luck,
Finding one who just doesn’t want to …..
….. duck his gentlemanly literary duty,
and answer when approached by beauty! :)

Have a pleasant night,

Huflon


Dear Z…,

Girl from mysterious and foreign land,
english language does she command,
says she already knows it rather well,
oblige her wishes therefore I shall.

And my reasonable medical background,
for further discussion forms a solid ground,
I could start by asking if she likes toffee,
or how well informed is she about coffee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly1NjibK79U

Swimming and long walks either is fun,
finally, someone who doesn’t just run.

With respect to movies, I gladly confess,
I rather see them home sitting on my …,
…mattress… of course, what were you thinking,
Although not royalty, I could be a… sofa king, :)
Sorry, the rhyme was too tempting to forgo,
based on one furniture store I saw while ago.
https://bit.ly/2GVGR0V

However I am no couch potato I wouldn’t lie,
I’d wager between us I am the one more shy.
So if you would like, enjoy and see it fit,
we could talk, smile and exercise our wit.

Have a great day,

Huflon


Dear L…,

Oh so you’re sarcastic and a bit bitchy,
that’s about as original as feeling itchy.

I am sorry, but you said to drop b*** a line,
I thought I could, yet I do already whine.
It’s not as easy to go and bravely offend,
for those are words I could never mend.

Oh and get your mind out of a gutter,
I know what itch you were about to utter!

I am a gentle heart and possibly even soul,
And although stunning this lady was my goal,
I imagine I have done so profoundly well,
to facilitate her sending me straight to hell.
Which although not preferred I probably will,
sitting in a sofa watching Netflix and chill.

Have a great day,

Huflon


Dear D…,

Pry normalni zena s usmevem k tomu,
takovou chtel bych k sobe a taky domu,
jen abych neprivolal vselikou pohromu,
vedouci k stockholmskemu syndromu :)

Smysluplne hovory pozvednou-li skran,
jsou fajn pokud usmev za ne neni dan.
Ironicky humor je super… pravy skvost,
neni-li zasterkou pro malichernou zlost.

Pokud bude se ti chtit poznat tohle pako,
co pres tu krasnou hrivu nerekne ti alpako, :)
pak urcite muzeme vyrazit na prochazku,
nebo na nejaky film odskrtnout si dochazku.

Mej se krasne,

Huflon


Dear M…,

They might call you a weirdo an artist, a hippie,
who cares about labels as long as you’re happy.

This mesmerizing world is full of great wonders,
tech and artsy, all ready for us little life blunders.

While I have not a single tattoo, I truly am merry,
yet I wager I could “out-shy” this smiling fairy.

Though your artistic world I might foreign find,
I treasure the opinions of people who are kind.
So if you’d be willing to meet talk and smile,
we could sit over a coffee or a tea for a while.

Have a great day,

Huflon


Dear I…,

Mel jsem na jazyku: “modre oko a plavy vlas,
hned dve veci spolecne mas s timto muzem zas.”
Vsak spravne tusis a bez rozmyslu jiste ti naskoci,
narozdil ode mne ty mnohem modrejsi mas oci :)
Dobra, take nepatrne, zdanlive, ale preci jen asi,
mas nezli ja o dva az tri… mozna ctyri vice vlasy.

Jakkoliv radeji nez beh vysokohorskou mam chuzi,
a radeji jsem na kole, at nadsene behaji si ti druzi.
A nez-li s ostatnimi cvicicimi opet uzivat si posilku,
preferuji doma pred televizi poskakat si na chvilku.

Preci zaliby ve spanku a filmu veru mame spolecne,
ale zda se mi ze poznat se spankem je nevdecne :)
tedy nabizim potkat se treba u filmu nebo deskovky,
pripadne poznat muzeme se prochazkou Stromovky.

Mej se krasne,

Huflon


Ahoj E…,

Smich, ze je tvou vysadou a tajnou zbrani,
to mame spolecne, tedy az na vstavani ranni,
to vypadam jak zombie a taky trochu mumie,
ale pote co mne kava jako ziva voda polije,
jak rozmarila veverka z Hoodwinked pohadky,
smeji se na bylinky ze sve male zahradky :)

Zeleninu za “trest” nez po tune spise po kilu,
nicmene ryba na tymianu na panvi ci na grilu,
tou to sem tam moc rad zpestrim a prolozim,
a nemusim nutne jist sam nabidnu i prichozim :)

Budes-li treba nekdy chtit diskutovat recepty,
ci jen skrz jidlo nevhodne odfiltrovat adepty,
urcite dej vedet rad te potkam a presvedcim,
ze z cetnych neduhu sam sebe usvedcim.

Alespon z toho bude treba recept na babovku,
v nejhorsim kdyz-tak zahrajeme na schovku. :)

Mej se krasne,

Huflon


Dear B…,

A returning dreaming woodland fairy.
I believe our match is not arbitrary.
I already feel like I know you very,
for my familiarity with strawberry,
cherry, gooseberry and raspberry,
oooh and the aromatic rosemary.

My mistake the last one is no fruit,
but it did well the rhyming suite.
And I do proudly state and admit,
I do myself to growing these commit.
It is an activity with a sweet reward,
if you keep them watered and adored :)

Well if in pursuit of trying new things,
you’d like to rescue queens and kings.
We could try to play Mice and Mystics,
or have a discussion on various statistics.

Now its up to you to decide and choose,
if I have a tad too many loose screws,
or if you’d consider a polite little dinner,
I would feel as if I am lucky and a winner.

Have a good night,

Huflon


Dear D…,

Hahhh a motorcycling tattooed physicist rebel,
she must be either swell or straight out of hell.
She loves to paint, even if its just a flamingo,
hmm into her soul a bit of a frightening window.

I admit I have flamingo glasses at home :)
used to hold a manly :) beer with its foam.
I am thinking about getting a biking license,
eyeing a naked frame yet listening to sense.
If you would talk to a motorcycling theorist,
I’d really enjoy chatting this dashing physicist.

Engineering I admit I find beyond fascinating,
submarines, space shuttle, and the blackbird,
fastest plane designed with ruler and a drawing?
these people did it without pc on a clipboard!?

Thus I do have a great appreciation for science,
from early age IT has been my “girl” ever since :)

Have a great day,

Huflon


Dear A…,

Outgoing introvert a contradiction in terms,
a potential for unexpected twists and turns,
yet I do understand more than you realize,
for I would fit such definition likewise.

The remainder of your list is almost scary,
how closely my interests match this fairy.

Smart… well that’s hard to judge by oneself,
Funny… are you laughing at, or with this elf?
And Weird-wise I think I would claim rightly,
that I am easily way more than just slightly!

If you’d be willing to verify the above said,
I’d be glad if we agreed and went ahead,
with a chess game while drinking tea or beer,
and prepare to shed a cheerful losing tear.

Have a great day,

Huflon


Dear A…,

A doctor and a doctor and a horse lady,
not a stitching and piano playing milady.
As far as I am concerned that is a win,
a lady that can clearly take it on the chin.

Although I do prefer dogs for their features,
horses, being frightened and fickle creatures,
do provide a valuable lesson without a hustle,
that you can’t just overpower all that muscle.

If you handle commenting with equal grace,
regardless of sport, it must be a hell of a race,
to watch and listen as you provide commentary,
yet there’s beauty in the silence of a cemetery…

that got dark real quick and with no warning, :)
that’s what silly mind and rhymes do in a morning,
so if you are up for another unexpected twist,
please do put me on your “people-to-meet” list.

Have a great day,

Huflon


Ahoj L…,

Zeno bez sedmi hlav, dracich supin a klu,
navic s neutuchajicim usmevem na tvari,
co vsem vukol zcela jiste cely den rozzari.

Zaroven v tom vsak spatruji malou obavu,
snad nebude to carodejnice pusobici otravu,
to rikaji mi kolegove poznamenani zivotem,
ja jsem vsak naivnim neduverivim exotem,
a moc rad se presvedcim ze tato plavcice,
neni jen dalsi ohen dstici supinata dracice.

Pokud bys neodmitla pozvani na medovnik,
s tim kdo vypada a mluvi jak ze Sreka oslik,
mohli bychom popovidat o horach a vode,
at u kavy, caje, limonady ci jen tak pri sode.

Mej se krasne,

Huflon


Dear M…,

Well a woman who bit the head of a scorpion,
I wager in a colosseum she’d be the champion.
Zero-waste life, does it mean you ate the stick?
cause I think that would make me quite sick :)
not necessarily because of eating a bit of wood,
“but” it coming out would scare me real good :)

Avocado and curry are ok but certainly no myth,
love for mountains though I can get on board with.
Oh speaking of boards I do enjoy the odd game,
and for even I consider playing alone a bit lame,
rather than invite for a coffee or just saying “hey”,
I’d rather if we Ticket to ride or Mice and mystics play.

Have a great evening,

Huflon


Dear M…,

A floral wallpaper and a floral shirt,
I see bringing a flower wouldn’t hurt.

She says she is weird but looks nice,
she might be wicked it may be a vice,
rather than assuming it may be wise,
to invite her for a fish and bit of rice,
with vinegar + horseradish-like spice,
of course I mean of a nice sushi slice.

If another weirdo would be your type,
I tell you and that certainly is no hype,
that I am more than up to the task,
to invite you out for a bit, talk and ask,
all about you and how well your are,
also what can you play on that guitar?

Have a great day,

Huflon


Dear S…,

A lyrically described and opinionated cat girl,
who dislikes to see milk in her coffee swirl.
being impatient and disorganized she insists,
chaotic yet organized enough to make lists?

This girl is full of contradictions and surprises,
one would hope a chance to meet her arises.
If she’d be up to it we could go eat Mexican,
or anything else, but probably not a pelican,
that certainly would be another cultural shock,
or we could just go out for an easy little walk.

Pls consider whether discussion with this elf,
might be a bit better than talking to yourself :)

Have a great day,

Huflon


Ahoj K…,

Ze jsi milovnice dobre kavy a take snidani,
hodnoceni kavy priznam je mimo me chapani,
ale je zjevne ze deka a plna miska melounu,
spolu s bilym vinem snidane je sampionu :)

V zime parem volu nedostanou mne na bezky,
lyziju rad a v lete na horach obdivuji macesky,
dobre, kecam na ferratach je spise videt mech,
ale s usmevem na tvari a hlavne zadny spech,
mam hory a alpske rostlinky veru tuze rad,
stejne tak jako muj bylinkovy balkonovy sad :)

Na plavani ci squash budes-li chtit vyrazit,
rad neco se priucim a necham tebou porazit.

Mej se krasne,

Huflon


Dear H…,

H…………. pronounce I cannot,
so I did give google search a shot,
thus Devil’s Island movie I clicked,
couldn’t you any other name picked?
oh btw. are you weird movie addict?
or did you aim to literary pain inflict?

All of the above is in jest, …unless,
it’s your name, if so call me an ass,
not the bodily part, in movies blurry,
but the animal both cute and furry.

If that didn’t scare you off and far,
before visiting you, I’d offer a bar,
then for a visit, I do myself commit,
to try your famed tasty vomit. :)

(fyi this is in reaction to: “TALENT I’m really good at Cooking rather tasty meals that invariably look like vomit.” :))

Have a great day!

Huflon


Dear B…,

Is it the measure of gentleman to write first,
doesn’t that also imply unquenchable thirst?

Well, I do admit there is a gentleman in me,
locked in chains, desperately trying to flee,
when I ride my bicycle as a mad man would,
yet otherwise, I behave as a gentleman should.

Therefore I am happy to be the first to write,
asking if you’d go out with me to fly a kite,
or perhaps just for a coffee, dinner or tea,
any of these fine options would excellent be.

Well, now it’s your turn to avoid the shame,
by responding in kind, as would a true dame.

Have a great day,

Huflon


Dear Y…,

I have a bone to pick to begin with,
What life isn’t and you calling it a myth.
How dare you say that empty home,
while eating with Netflix all alone,
really isn’t all the fun,
+ the occasional run,
+ talking to someone,
+ sharing the setting of a sun,
….
Hmmm damn it, I might finally see,
That onto something you might be.

Well OK I concede here and say,
I shall badminton bravely play,
And likely disgracefully lose,
Thus cooking I shall choose,
And after you are full in your seat,
In a board game, you’ll get beat! :)

See you later and have a great day,
Is something I’d happily once say.

Huflon


Dear T…,

Your smile, cool sweater and 98% match,
I have just stumbled upon incredible catch.

While I agree that documentaries are fun,
dog lover bigger than me there is none.
Just today at work a cool white little fluff,
got me on my knees making working tough,
and I certainly don’t fear bites or rabies,
going back home to our lovely furry ladies.

If you would be willing and inclined so,
we could for a walk or a nice coffee go,
discuss how this world of ours unravels,
and possibly our next planned travels.

Have a great day,

Huflon


Dear E…,

Are you ready to have your mind blown,
a dog named Pushinka was to USA flown,
and presented to JFK’s daughter Caroline,
by Nikita Khrushchev, a truly good sign.
The pup’s mom was Strelka a dog real fine,
did as one of the space-faring dogs shine.

Well that is my silly submission of a fact,
with my interests in couple rhymes packed,
for I enjoy the company of dogs and space.
If you’d be willing to meet please pick a place,
With further facts I shall stroll in, at a pace,
and present them all, with my unique grace :)

Have a great day,

Huflon


Dear D…,

Right of the bat let me admit and state,
that I am your school potentially classmate,
not sure you were aware and comfortable,
I would hope to be positively memorable,
yet this experience should not be awkward,
hope you like me being honest and forward.

Now with that out of the way,
if it did not your opinion sway…

I’d be happy to meet and introduce myself,
stoic, honest and rational like a fabled elf,
yet by looking at my ears, there is no doubt,
I am no elf, even though they stand out :)

So if you’d be open to meet a silly student,
while aiming for friendship might be prudent,
It should be pleasant and possibly even fun,
and if not… we can always ditch and run :)

Have a great day and good luck in the next semester.

Huflon


Dear V…,

Not unlike Little Red Riding Hoods,
sits and waits in the colorful woods.

Waiting for what you might wonder,
perhaps for rain, drought and a thunder,
possibly expects by a wolf to be mauled,
or by a prince to be rescued and called?

With a heart in between her fingers,
it seems a great opportunity lingers,
to meet a stunning woodland fairy,
over a coffee or a glass of sherry.

Have a great evening,

Huflon


Dear L…,

She’s travelled the world that’s certain,
further info hidden is behind a curtain,
or for she is lady quite possibly a veil,
that’s fine unless she’s writing from jail.

What shall we discuss what shall I ask,
to lift if just a bit this secretive mask?
Well what are you up to on this fine day,
did you go out to enjoy the snowy fray?
Btw. how was it in Australia to trek,
wasn’t it too hot wearing mostly black,
or was that a well thought-out scheme,
to honor the New Zealand rugby team?

I hope you read these rhymes with a smile,
just silly words in both content and style.
Have a great evening and even better night,
is a wish conceded by this goofy knight.

Huflon


Dear A…,

Girl all confident wine is drinking up,
In a blue dress hands high, giving up.
First without glasses on her nose,
Her, I dont think anyone well knows.

I guess met by coincidence literal almost,
simultaneously being for christmas host,
in a city where we otherwise don’t dwell,
and although meeting would be swell,
It seems as if we are worlds apart,
Which while not bad is not a great start.
It would be nice to know you even then,
by chatting, meeting whatever we can.

Above all have fun and stress is don’t,
Write when and whatever you want :)

Have an awesome New Year Anna!

Huflon


Dear T…,

This will be the worst pick up rhyme, I admit,
but the contraction in first sentence bugs me,
kind of like an ink blot on a judicial writ,
or in a pleasant spring day a persistent bee.

Well at least you got to know this fool,
and how very far he is from being cool.
But if you value true, selfless kindness,
I may have that to offer you my highness,
for I, apart from being incredibly modest, 
am foolish, kind, courteous and honest.

The second bit might have won me points,
yet as a whole likely annoying like pain in joints.
But if by a miracle you found these rhymes sweet,
getting to meet you for a coffee would be a real treat.

Have a great day,

Huflon


Ahoj J…,

Although your info isn’t legally formal,
using emojis sure is becoming normal.

Well, let’s see what is your claim to fame,
you love the movie Snakes on the plane,
Since Lonely Island music is your thing,
one would expect you to enjoy Skijoring.

A bag full of groceries does make sense,
oh btw. I really love the checkered pants.
I see you don’t consider Neckyada lame,
and hangman must be your favorite game.

I am sure I did most of emojis spot on get,
but if you would them otherwise interpret,
I’d be happy to spend an extended moment,
over a coffee or a tea hearing your argument.

Dobrou noc :)

Huflon


Dear H…,

The first word did land first and final blow,
admitting defeat, here we do bloody go!

Pendulus a new latin word for “hanging”,
how does motion back and forth come in?
Its only if you apply it to a timepiece,
which does the closer meaning lease,
still dont you find it marvelous a bit,
a “stationary” word to movement fit?
Well it is irreconcilable but a true fact,
my silly brain is by language wrecked :)

Quick notes to provide you a full color,
sophisticated mathematics for a scholar*
also witchcraft which you already knew**
what a journey for a single word… phew!

Have a great day,

Huflon

Sources:
*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pendulum_(mathematics)
**https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogMNV33AhCY


Dear L…,

The way you hold and look at that ice cream,
I admit if I will see that in person… I’ll scream.
Bud it shows dedication which I guess is good,
especially since it is to a love we share… food.

You say you really dont drink, not even water?
sure you dont look like a fish, beaver or an otter,
but some H2O would still likely be a good call,
I guess its a price to pay for living, but small.

Love for animals and inclination to laugh a lot,
I’d consider it very admirable, maybe even hot,
thus if you’d be willing to meet this silly “poet”,
we could go out for a walk or sit down and eat.

Have a great evening,

Huflon


Dear W…,

A redhead fairy stranded in a city,
smiling and happy she surely is witty.
Looks for her ideal man in this pool,
Ohhh my god, what a hopeful fool.

To address her concerns and request,
shall be my duty, my solemn quest,
I do have two feet to stand on,
and do enjoy in outdoors being gone.

By this point you must think you won,
but I admit I can be a bit of a yawn,
to underground party I have been none.

I have nothing more to present or show,
should you be wishing to more know,
We could go out walk in the snow,
if that’s an honor you’d on me bestow.

Have a great evening!

Huflon


Dear L…,

A chocolate-eating race sounds a real treat,
but I have to disappoint you’d likely get beat,
for when it comes to whole hazelnut one,
I am like a jedi, call me a cocoa bean Obi Wan.

The Prague Marathon goal of yours is cool,
just imagine a friday run from a school,
hurried dash to grab closing door of a tram,
or nightly run to Billa after a piece of ham.
The last one works great for dogs as well,
+ whatever-else works for you is just as swell.

For both races I honestly wish you good luck,
and if you’d feel like meeting this schmuck,
it would be great and certainly wouldn’t suck,
we could grab a beer, dumpling and half of a duck.

Have a great day,

Huflon


Dear A…,

Right of the bat I have to dispute,
no not the fact that you are cute,
that’s for other guys to try and say,
I am here to spoil your sunny day,
for I am surely better at petting dogs,
maybe even snakes, lizards and frogs.

OK with frogs I was kidding pretty much,
Unless its a princess those I wont touch.
Me eating yellow snow you can witness,
but I do admit I prefer vanilla to citrus.

With that said it would be great to meet,
talk, get to know one another and eat,
in a restaurant or café or maybe a pub,
closing statement: “wubba lubba dub dub”.

Have a great day!

Huflon


Dear L…,

You seem at your happiest with chinchillas,
while I have none, nor am I of those fellas,
who will shower you with promises anew,
of purchasing lots of chinchillas for you,
I wager we could have nice talk over a tea,
should you be up to meeting the silly me.

So he promises neither chinchillas nor gold,
such a fool someone should have him told,
most ladies expect a man monetarily bold,
yet I am looking for a friend not a girl sold.

If you would enjoy a board game to play,
it would be awesome if “sure” you’d say.

Have a great day,

Huflon


Dear I…,

S psisky lita u vody se zamkem na kopci,
s voditkem a postroji jsou to urco sportovci.

A ve chvilkach kdy neni velkym sportakem,
zjevne bavi se svym zrdcadlovym fotakem.
Na nej “kabelka” pravda vkus uplne netribi,
mne vsak mnohem vice nez ta obvykla se libi.

V praci pak jako Mrackova chyta demony,
misto keramickych hrnicku pouziva sanony.

Kdybys chtela dat si nekde caj ci hrachovku,
pripadne jen popovidat ci zahrat deskovku,
urcite dej vedet rad se potkam a predstavim,
alespon tak tuhle literarni skodu napravim.

Dobrou noc a prijemny start do noveho tydne.

Huflon


Hi I…,

Well its said to strike the iron while its hot,

…she cant believe her eyes and wonders…
WTF did he just call me a piece of cold metal,
not only does he look weird, he must be mental,
…his single sentence and so many blunders…

calling you hot, I hope did cross lines not,
what I meant is.. I am happy to meet soon,
whenever our calendars will have some room.

Huflon


Dear M…,

Waking up into this pleasant day,
looking at a picture of a dame.
Selfproclaimed curious lady I hear,
who leaving her zone doesnt fear.

Well if that is true as is her humor,
I shall find out and verify this rumor.
Thus my solemn and welcomed duty,
is asking out for a walk this beauty.

In the meantime questions to ask,
figuring out should be my task.
Like the last thing she marvelled at,
with plenty to find and discover yet.

Have a great weekend,

Huflon


Dear D…,

What shall I start this conversation with,
you watch movies and like the odd riff,
music for me would be dive from a cliff,
lets talk movies of those I have a whiff.

Well the first 30 minutes only of course,
maybe just 15 in case you were boasting,
google being my guide and my source,
these two its said have a strong opening:
- The Dark Knight
- Inglorious Basterds

I do fully agree with your golden rule,
any other behavior is just plain cruel.
One thing of yours that just seems vile,
the three-times a day limit on a smile,
oh its not a max but a minimum defined,
ok then, that’s actually incredibly kind.

Have a great day :)

Huflon


Dear M…,

Stern look in those brown eyes,
will tolerate no deceit, no lies.
Well I can be painfully honest,
or run and hide deep in a forest.

Of those choices I shall pick the first,
for in picture with t-shirt of seaman,
lovely smile shows she sure is no demon,
Would you like tea to quench your thirst?

A samozrejme v novem roce co si prejes,
at se ti splni at jen a stale se smejes,
Se smichem ale opatrne v tramvaji,
at te za radostneho blazna nemaji.

Mej se krasne,

Huflon


Dear Y…,

Something strange that I will say and do,
call you a smiths’ horse without a shoe,
being a dentist with an infectious smile,
might be silly but hopefully shows guile.
Are you a rebel or like to stand in an aisle,
would you like to travel and walk by the Nile,
or get a drink and explore a Scottish islay?

What could we possibly talk about,
we would find something, no doubt,
if it fails to talk about sailing tropics,
I got twenty-eight individual topics,
on or well around my tongue rather,
but we can talk about anything other.

Have a great day and awesome Christmas!

Huflon


Dear T…,

Self-proclaimed honest and nerdy lady,
to top that also sweet as a cotton candy,
while in other people that is suspicious,
I trust this girl to be fair and auspicious.

What traits do I share with this dame,
1. I am a decent cook I’d eagerly claim,
2. as a nerd I’d give her run for her money,
3. being childish… I am foolish and funny.

As a message, this might just suffice,
I hope this lady who surely is nice,
will want to talk and blow my mind,
that of her would be incredibly kind.

Have a great day,

Huflon


Dear M…,

I know she’s freckled and her hair is red,
but does she like books is she well read,
what about science, does she space dread,
if Falcon 9 rocket did blow up and shred,
would she be nosy, about what’s being said,
could she enjoy my home-baked bread,
might she eat it herself or ask to be fed,
answers to these questions I will ask and get.

A protoze barva jejich vlasu je zarive ruda,
tusim ze s ni bude sranda a nebude nuda,
snad ona misto, datum a prilezitost uda,
kdy potkat se, a presvedcit ji ze jsem
… obluda
… zruda
… ostuda
do kelu je nejake rymujici se heroicke oznaceni?

Mej se krasne,

Huflon


Dear L…,

From one student to another,
In-person I’d meet you rather.

However, I should let you know,
That not unlike a cold white snow,
I find myself hidden either in clouds,
In my case… work dispelling doubts,
Or closed off in a white cold box,
Studying home, dressed incl. socks. :)

I enjoy science, cooking and do bake,
now about to make a typical Czech cake.
(babovka)

Well as an introduction, that should suffice,
Talking to you would be a pleasure and very nice.

Have a great day,

Huflon


Dear A…,

A woman who on her face carries a smile,
but through facts knows that things are dire.
Of course, the media don’t help it much,
cherry-picking the studies, the data and such.

Not that the world is going to hell in a handcart,
just that people are afraid of things like a chart.
It also seems that verifiable measurable result,
these days some even take almost as an insult.

But let’s not resort on our faces to have a frown,
happiness isn’t conditional unless you’re a clown.
And in the meantime enjoy your life and talk,
with Huflon by a wild water channel as we walk :)

Huflon


Ahoj B…,

V zeleni stoji s usmevem na tvari,
a i kdyz venku slunce na ni zazari,
zachova klid a slunecni nasadi bryle,
dal uziva si ona ty vyletni chvile.

Ze i v kanclu pred polici plnou sanonu,
dala je vesela, snad je jedna z ufonu,
protoze clovek co raduje se i v praci,
no co na to rici, proste jsou i taci.

Preji vesely vikendu zbytek,
teply pribytek, plny kytek,
Popovidat, budes-li si chtít,
velikou radost budu mít.

Mej se krasne,

Huflon


Dear G…,

A girl who desires to be pursued and caught,
although I am no hunter… why the hell not.
What are you up to, how long do you stay,
do you enjoy nature’s tranquility or cities fray?

I am not much of a party animal I do admit,
but should a walk and a dinner sound good,
after all much of traveling is the local food :)
please do let me know should you consider it.

And in the meantime do have a lot of fun,
do go and walk by the river or even run,
its really cool place to be and spend a day,
both in the evening and under the sun’s ray.

Have a great day,

Huflon


Hola M…,

Cervena neni vsak karkulka a k tomu desivy vlk,
hm: sotva jsem zacal uz tech rymu ma plny krk.
Ja hledal devce abychom si mohli poridit psisko,
ale psovodka se psem je memu prani tez blizko,
https://youtu.be/rd5dR7YR2ig nastudovano mam,
psisko narozdil od “zradlonose” jiz temer znam.

Hm jak to napravit, jak poznat i toho kynologa,
co treba na prochazce lesem u zurciciho potoka?
A pokud nebudes moci ci chtit do prirody zajit,
snad budes te dobroty a prestanes mi pso tajit,
zajdu tak na prochazku alespon s jednim z vas,
neni lepsi nez s chlupatou bytosti straveny cas.

Mej se krasne,

Huflon


Dear T…,

“My friend made me do it” is the oldest trick,
how am I to know who did the green heart click?
I’ll trust your friend just showed you the rope,
thus being presumptuous and fostering hope,
that it truly was your intent and unwavering will,
to discover if you could go out with me and chill.

I do enjoy the outdoors the lakes and the hills,
whether to walk or practice my swimming skills,
if a ferrata gets in the way its certainly great,
just the easy B/C ones without tempting my fate.

Well if you’d like to meet and discuss our travels,
we could give it a go and see how the rest unravels

Have a great day,

Huflon


Dear A…,

Runner with tin-foil used better than as a hat,
shielding against cold while sweaty and wet.
That does make her rather rational and smart,
both qualities I greatly respect… what a start.

She also holds her liquor better than any punk,
or possibly is just a very cheerful smiling drunk.
Well whichever it is she seems cool and pleasant,
again something I cherish when found present.

Last bit of info to put a bow on this and a crown,
I admit that I am as silly as they get … a clown.
So if you’d like to meet a fool fond of mountains,
let’s explore couple establishments dare I say inns.

Have a great night,

Huflon